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spicy-vagina-tacos:

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE

OKAY

SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF

AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME

THIS FUCKING GUY

GOODBYE

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joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

(via bescheuerter-name)

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canyounotelmo:

That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.

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benfoldsone:

90s90s90s:

1993 vs 2013

replace your carpet

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corinaisprettycool:

she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz

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ambulancemedic:

idiosyncratic-lavender:

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Not even two seconds into the song and I reblogged it.

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multipack:

i’m only a morning person on december 25th

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vanillapvssy:

My music goes from “your soul is like a delicate flower” to “pop that pussy for me bitch”.

(via that-sassy-sarcastic-gurl)

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via partiallydeceasedcuties)

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diamoncls:

dumbfollower:

diamoncls:

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

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faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

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